Thursday, March 11, 2010
Zombies: A Short Tale of Why I Love Them
Some people prefer *cough* unicorns over the more superior *and my preference* Zombie's. For all of you Unicorn lovers, I have compiled a list on why you all should like Zombie's. So, here we go:
1. They are dead. So... I mean... if you like Vampires, then you MUST like Zombie's. They are practically siblings.
2. Aren't the just fascinating? Like... what do you think compels them to want brains?
3.You should just like them over Unicorns. Unicorns have horns. What do zombies have? Almost-eternal life.
4. They have their own movie. Zombieland is a pretty darn epic movie. Yes, it is promoting the killing of Zombie's but it is amazing.
5. They have invaded my mind. No joke, the other night I had a dream about Zombies.
*Sorry to all you Unicorn lovers, I just had to do this.
** It's a joke, though I totally believe in Zombie's more than Unicorns. Jus' sayin'.
Posted by Zoe at 12:00 AM